FETA Spring Fling 2018

Thursday, June 14th, a spectacular day, saw the 68th Annual FETA Spring Fling being held in NYC (Ok, maybe we're using fuzzy math there, but it wasn't our first Spring Fling rodeo...)  
 
A strong showing of spirited FETAns eager to enjoy the sunshine, warm weather and cool harbor breezes (language lifted from a Sandals resorts ad) gathered at City Pier A in Lower Manhattan. The event also saw the introduction of the prestigious and coveted FETA wristband. Each attendee received a wristband and, before long, FETA wannabees and paparazzi were offering FETAns upwards of 90 drachmas for their wristband. Angela Merkel, in town for a United Nations meeting, even suggested that Greece could settle its E.U. debts by trading 50 FETA wristbands. She was told "Nein" by the Notorious S.E.C. 
 
Here for your viewing pleasure are some photos from the highly enjoyable day. And thanks again to SistaPopi for organizing the party and to our generous sponsors:
 

Foley & Mansfield

Margolis Edelstein

 

Gallo Vitucci Klar

The FETA wristband is already in the high-fashion league of Christian Louboutin shoes or Members Only jackets. One onlooker tried to trade a Rolex watch for a FETA wristband but he was spurned.   

 BroMichaelJordanGeorge proudly displays his homemade name tag affixed to his dress shirt (available at Target, $5.99) Also pictured: Kristin McMahon, a FETAn-in-Waiting (ahem, get that Membership Statement in!)  

BroFlowerPower of Marshall Dennehey cozies up to BroBrownopoulos of Margolis Edelstein to try to discover Margolis Edelstein's secret for being successful enough to sponsor a FETA party.



BroFlowerPower surrounds himself with some FETA arm candy (Cecilia, Georgia, Popi and Nicole).



A guest from UHaul (whose name the SEC now forgets, lovely lady), SistaStraggler and SistaGeorgiaPeach provide more eye candy. Luckily SistaStraggler didn't marry that billionaire or we probably wouldn't know her! (yes, the SEC likes to beat dead horses)(and dead private jets, mansions, etc.)  

 

BroBrowopoulos explains to BroPhotoMatt how his firm won a big parking ticket appeal in Philadelphia. Kristin McMahon (not yet a Sista), clearly impressed, ponders whether to add Margolis Edelstein to her company's Parking Ticket Appeal panel.

 

BroZach jetted in from Chicago on the Willis corporate plane only to be told that he'd now be reporting to Willis intern Nicole Pappagiannakis (pictured to the right of SistaGeorgia Peach). BroZach was told by Willis to take a Greyhound back to Chicago. Meanwhile, State Senate Candidate Andrew Gounardes (Brooklyn) wonders whether being at this event will hurt or help his chances (answer: probably neither). Please consider making at donation to a fellow Greek's campaign at:   https://www.andrewgounardes.com/

 

BroMichaelJordanGeorge has been at almost every FETA party (a fact which appears prominently on his resume and LinkedIn profile)

 

The St. Pauli Girls have been replaced by the St. Mythos Girls. 

 

 

 

The Notorious S.E.C., sporting his best Walmart Hawaiian shirt, and SistaNicole are photobombed by BroZach. This might, in fact, be classified as a "photo nuclear bomb." There were no survivors.

 

 

PowerBroKardashian shows off his new Conan O'Brian/Donald Trump mash-up hairstyle. The NYC Parks Department will be showing "Jaws" in Central Park on PowerBroKardashian's forehead on July 18th. 

 

BroTedKouridis (nickname long ago forgotten) shows off his best side for the camera. BroTed: Barney the Dinosaur needs his purple shirt back by Thursday.

 

 BroZach distributing the drinks, one of his strong suits.  

And, finally, after all those photos of arm-and-eye candy above, here's a photo of some eye broccoli. Thanks again to our sponsors and SistaPopi, we hope everyone has a great summer!