FETA Worldwide Senior Management would once again like to thank our very generous sponsors:
Foley Mansfield
Gordon & Rees Scully Mansukhani
Margolis Edelstein
Marshall Dennehey
Welby, Brady & Greenblatt, LLP
And, of course, our most excellent party organizers, SistaLambrOuzo and SistaE-Kat.
This edition of the FETA Blog will engage in a little creative photo captioning (also known as "Fake News" to some.) Hey, if you want the real news, you're in the wrong place...
Random shot of beautiful people. All the uglies stayed home.
SistaLambrOuzo shows off the pose that she used to inspire the sculptor of the "Fearless Girl" statue on Wall Street. Trivia: The fearless girl on Wall Street was defiantly waiting for her ouzo shot despite being under age.
PowerBroKardashian pouts about not being invited to Kylie Jenner's baby shower. Notice that he prefers to hold his appetizer plate at a 90-degree angle (the food, all for show, is glued on.)
BroEverythingIsComingUpVoses practices his Match.com spiel on an unsuspecting victim.
How can a trio of lookers like this not have a single female in the photo? Some mysteries are not to be understood...
SistaPopiOfGreenwichVillage formulates her plan to mug these three unsuspecting Midwestern rubes. Word on the street is that she netted $285 and an unused ticket to the 2017 Iowa State Fair.
Whoa, it's getting hot in here! The cast of "The Real Housewives of Mykonos" stopped by for a surprise appearance to promote their upcoming season. Not pictured: Bethenny Frankelopoulos, creator of Skinny Girl Ouzo.
Insert your own caption here (hey, I'm not doing all the work).
SistaPopiOfGreenwichVillage feigns interest in the latest ISO wording of the Additional Insured Clause. We fell asleep just typing that...
It's wine-o'clock somewhere...
Home page photo for the new Greek dating website called "Just Marry a Nice Greek Already and Give Us Grandchildren You Vlaka." (Warning: These are professional models, don't try this at home.)
BroFlowerPower mistakenly thought the party's theme was "1980s Studio 54 Shirt Unbuttoned to the Waist." This photo was taken minutes before he donned his gold chain and Members Only jacket.
Finally, an answer to the question: What would happen if Frankenstein and Fred Flintstone had a child?
The two men who federal investigators determined caused New York City's hair gel shortage.
Two of the greatest legal minds of our generation...couldn't attend the party, so we're giving you a photo of these guys instead.
The good Sistas E-Kat and LambrOuzo purchased a vasilopita for the party at Starbucks but the stupid American barristas baked it upside down!
The injunction having been lifted, Sista "Lorena Bobbit" LambOuzo is once again allowed to hold a knife.
The after-party was really rocking. Here BroZach regales the crowd with details of the finer points of insurance broker licensing in Illinois.
Two members of PROVOLONE were caught infiltrating the party, given away by their rapid hand movements while speaking.
SistaChristmas displays the latest state-of-the-art technique in ignoring BroKambo.
It's a wrap kidz. Thanks again to our generous sponsors and all of the attendees who made the 2017 FETA Christmas Party something to write home (or on a blog, anyway...) about!
