FETA 2017 Christmas Party Under Trump Administration is a Smash Hit;
"Yuge" Turnout, Biggest Ever,
Over 11,650 People Attend!
Kellari Taverna on West 44th Street in Manhattan hosted the 2017 FETA (Federation of EthnicGreek Trade Associations) annual Christmas party which was sponsored by three prestigious law firms:
Gallo Vitucci Klar
Margolis Edelstein
Welby, Brady & Greenblatt
FETA would once again like to thank these sponsors for their generous support. Below are some photos from the party, as captioned by President Trump's press secretary. Enjoy!
Optical illusions (and Crooked Hillary) may make this crowd look somewhat smaller than 11,650 people, but trust us, it was yuge! And we had all the best words in our conversations.
Tal Harpaz(opoulos), a guest of Margolis Edelstein's, poses with who she thought was George Clooney but, it turns out, it was the SEC! Clooney had to cancel at the last minute, although he is rumored to be playing the SEC in the upcoming film "The FETA Story."
Andy Harlfinger of One Beacon, also a guest of Margolis Edelstein, exhibits a new strategy in using his name tag for multiple purposes. Besides identifying him, it also serves as a napkin to protect his sweater from falling food and, additionally, it blocks the exposure of unsightly chest hairs. Bravo! Also pictured: Paul Carbone of the Margolis firm (it's actually him, not a carbone copy) and Tal Harpazopoulos.
SistaKapsomera and SistaDiamantis asked to be photographed with BroZach so that they'd look better in comparison. A common ploy. Ladies, you look maaaahvalous!
Guests George Panagopoulos and Yannis Legakis discuss how they are often mistaken for being Irish based on their last names.
BroJordanGeorgeMichael, BroScaryfaces, SistaE-Fabulous and BroPaschos (all of whom look better than ever) hop on the "Pose with BroZach (far left)" bandwagon. To his credit, however, the women tell us that BroZach has very long fingers (by now, hopefully, you've picked up on the Trump theme).
BroTeddyKouridis throws his arm around BroJimBrownopoulos while discussing all of the cases that Ironshore isn't sending to BroJim's law firm. Get on that BroTed!
Some of the revelers discuss the fact that President Trump is the best-looking U.S. president ever. They also marvel at the fact that every living U.S. citizen was at the inauguration.
BroBrownopoulos and BroFredMarrakis of Ironshore discussed the most recent advancements in quantum physics. BroFred was obviously on his way to Studio 54, where a few more shirt buttons would be undone later in the evening. Control yourselves ladies! PS Fred: Please see Andy Harlfinger's use of a name tag above.
Following doctor's orders, BroJordanGeorgeMichael supplements some painkillers with a healthy dose of ouzo ("Take four shots and call me in the morning if you can remember anything," was the exact prescription.) Researchers at the Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta recently said that ouzo is effective in treating pneumonia, heart disease and butter face.
Revelers take a short break from guzzling ouzo to enjoy some of the fine culinary fare offered by Kellari Taverna. A surprise I.C.E. (https://www.ice.gov/) inspection of the Kellari kitchen revealed no illegal immigrants (although there were five at the party). President Trump was pleased.
SistaEveAnnCasablanca is flanked by BroPaschos and BroMichaelJordanGeorge. Note all of the strategic photo angles from above in order to obscure double and triple chins and protruding nose hairs (not with respect to the ladies, of course...)
Kudos to SistaPopi for organizing yet another splendid FETA Christmas party. And she almost looks happy about it!
SistaE-Fabulous asked the SEC to pose for her Facebook profile photo. Her friends will be surprised to learn that she knows Geo. Clooney.
Another photo to convince us that BroTeddyBearStefas and BroNeilDiamondDiamantis must have vast concealed wealth to attract these fine yenekas. It's the only reasonably explanation that we can conceive with respect to these short-fingered FETAn brothers. LeBron James doesn't even play this high above the rim.
BroScaryFaces donated $500 to a charity for claims managers with disfigured faces and personality disorders for the privilege of being photographed with the SEC. He said the name of it is "The Human Fund."
And, finally, to close our FETA photographic festival of fun, SistaPope poses with BroStopAndSmellTheVoses. Many of the 11,650 attendees had left the party by this point. The greatest time ever was had by all at this "yuge" success of a party (paid for, in part, by the people of Mexico).
We hope to see you at the next FETA event!
