FETA held a Spring Fling on Wednesday, June 24th at Mad 46 Cafe on the rooftop of the Roosevelt Hotel in NYC. The event, organized by SistaPope (Popi Kousis), was a rousing success. FETA management would once again like to extend a sincere thanks to our event sponsors:
Foley & Mansfield
Gallo Vitucci Klar LLP
Gordon, Rees, Scully & Mansukhani LLP
Kaufman Dolowich Voluck.
Here for your viewing pleasure are some photos from the festivities:
BroKouridis strikes his famous "Blue Steel" pose in the hopes of being discovered for a role on "CSI" by BroPsycho's actress wife. Unfortunately, she never showed and BroKouridis's face was frozen in this pose for three hours (hey, your mother always warned you.)
BroNeilDiamond explains to BroMichaelJordanGeorge why he never brings him flowers anymore. It was nice of BroJordan to wear his 4th-best golf shirt to the party.
BroPsycho, sadly, pretends that he's talking to his wife (who couldn't attend the party because she was busy at a private meeting in L.A. with Ben Affleck.)
SistaChristmas, BroFlowerPower, PowerBroKardashian and SistaPope provide a fetching photo for future FETA recruitment brochures (not pictured PowerBroKardashian's sportcoat and tie; sometimes you can't even dress them up...)
BroZach casts a striking profile photo. Obscured behind BroZach's prodigious nose is BroNeilDiamond (look hard and you can see him) explaining why his next daughter will be named Sweet Caroline. On the right BroShortBus looks for BroPsycho's wife.
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| A staple of every FETA party: A close-up photo of BroKambo that can be reproduced and posted in gardens to ward off rodents. Enlarged copies of this picture are also effective in keeping burglars away from your home and discouraging trick-or-treaters from entering your property on Halloween. |
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| FETA is not above hiring professional models to class-up our parties. We didn't do that here, obviously, but we might in the future. Seriously though, great shot of the ladies! |
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Members of FETA throw shade on PowerBroKardashian for his casual attire which totally dragged down the party.
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| BroKouridis finally breaks free of his "Blue Steel" pose and reacts to news that his employer, Ironshore, is being sold by its Chinese owner to ISIS. |
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| SistaTheana meets with all of Allied World's satisfied insureds. |
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| BroZach's grandfather made the trip over from Greece to join the festivities. |
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| SistaGinaLollbrigida enjoys a brief break from the 22 hours-a-day billing requirements of her employer, WEMED. |
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| BroFlowerPower serves as a (piss poor) substitute for BroPsycho's absent wife (not pictured: BroPyscho's wife and Ben Affleck) |
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| BroZach and BroNeilDiamond avert their eyes, albeit momentarily, from SistaChristmas's see-through shirt. Oh, wait, sorry, it was only an "outer shirt." Whatevs. SistaChristmas tightly grips her pepper spray just in case. |
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| BroDandelion cozies up to SistaEveAnnCasablanca. Seconds later, when he learned that she doesn't control claims legal work at Axis, he briskly walked away. |
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| You've heard of the St. Pauli Girl? FETA has the St. Patti Girl. Here SistaEllaFitzgerald wields a tray of ouzos while BroDandelion cozies up to her. Upon learning that she doesn't control claims legal work at Arch, BroDandelion briskly walked away. Damn, he put on the blazer for nothing. |
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| PowerBroKardashians falls prey to SistaLambrOuzo's best come-hither look, which is especially impressive given that she just brought gorgeous little Alice into the world a few months ago. Bravo! |
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| The unsuspecting crowd at Avra, site of a post-party FETA dinner, sits calmly before the FETA storm is unleashed... |
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A rag-tag group of FETAns (is there any other kind?) enjoys excellent cuisine and some warmed-over conversation after the Spring Fling.
As always, a great time was had by all. Thanks again to SistaPope and our sponsors for making this enjoyable evening possible. We hope to see you all at the next FETA event!
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